1. Growing up, I wanted to be a vet. Until I learned I’d have to kill them when they were too sick.
2. I don’t think I can go at least a month without watching Step Brothers.
3. I’ve cried watching Dear John and The Notebook.
4. I want to be a lawyer, but I don’t want to spend forever in law school & go in a huge debt of student loans.
5. I’ve been left by a girl because she found someone better.
6. My mom doesn’t see potential in me.
7. I’d give anything to be with Emily Deschanel, for just one night.
8. I’ve never cheated on a girl.
9. I’m a horrible test taker.
10. But, on the other hand, I haven’t failed a test since fifth grade.
11. I love country music.
12. I never wear socks in the summer.
13. I didn’t have my first kiss until I was in sixth grade. No one believes me.
14. I actually respect girls that I date.
15. I’ve only pulled two all nighters.
16. Skype isn’t my friend. At all. It always drops my calls.
17. The Big Bang Theory & Bones are by far the best shows ever.
18. I get mad when I can’t crack my knuckles.
19. I sometimes blame myself for the suicide of one of my friends.
20. I have yet to see my baby sister, who turned one in May.
21. I’m a sucker for comedies.
22. If I see somebody in public who has something wrong with them, whether their disabled or mentally retarded, I feel sorry for them.
23. I don’t know what I would do without my closest friends.
24. I love gay people.
25. I hate when teachers put something on a test that they’ve never taught.
26. I’ve fallen for Jane Leeves.
27. Unless I’m with my friends, I usually fall asleep before 11 on Friday nights.
28. I’ll start a conversation with a random person on the street.
29. Commercials annoy me.
30. I adore my history teacher from last year, she’s cute.
31. I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid of getting gray hair and wrinkles.
32. I want my death to be quick. Not slow and painful.
33. The Victoria’s Secret commercials make me think that all models are sluts.
34. I don’t trust a lot of people.
35. My real dad was out of my life for 17 years. He’s trying to make amends now.
36. People have changed my mind about blondes. <3
37. I can’t stand Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore, or people who spray/fake tan.
38. The less sleep that I get per night, the more awake I feel.
39. I can’t stand kids. I don’t want any.
40. I can’t be in a small space for a long period of time.
41. I laughed when Justin Bieber got hit with a water bottle.
42. I used to love clowns. Now I hate them.
43. I go to an all-boys school.
44. I’ve never been a victim of cyberbullying.
45. But, I have been a victim of bullying.
46. Gabriel Iglesias and Jeff Dunham are my favorite comedians.
47. I want a blue fish to name Dory. And two orange fish to name Nemo and Marlin.
48. I’ve broken my leg in three spots, roller skating.
49. I haven’t roller skated since I broke my leg.
50. But I have skateboarded.
51. I hate the taste of coffee, and even the smell of coffee.
52. I only watch The Titanic because of the relationship that Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio share.
53. I’ve never seen Star Wars or Star Trek.
54. I’ve fallen in love with Karmin on YouTube, just because they have a video with a white girl, doing an acoustic rap to one of Eminem’s songs.
55. I want to visit Australia, just to see a kangaroo.
56. I’m addicted to chapstick.
57. I have two tattoos, one on my wrist, and one on my back.
58. I don’t like giving my animals human names. Unless it fits them.
59. My mom kicked me out when I was fourteen.
60. Unlike most people, I don’t have a hero. Or even someone that I look up too.
61. Honestly, I’m scared to ever get married.
62. I love when teachers get off topic during class. And waste an hour of class.
63. I love the old Disney movies.
64. I hate when I can’t find something, and when somebody else looks for it for me, it’ll be in front of me the entire time.
65. If you give me chocolate milk that’s been in the freezer for longer than fifteen minutes, you’ll be my best friend.
66. I love coloring.
67. I haven’t colored with chalk in years.
68. I don’t have a facebook. And I don’t want one.
69. After work, I can drink a can of pop in under 15 minutes.
70. I love swimming. Though I haven’t since, like sixth grade.
71. I procrastinate with everything, whether it’s a school project, or texting someone back.
72. I can only watch movies alone or with one other person. Otherwise, it feels weird.
73. Me and my brother are complete opposites.
74. I love the rain. Just not for months on end.
75. If I ever won the lottery, I don’t know what I would do with all the money.
76. I love going out into the country on clear nights, and just staring at the stars.
77. I can’t go a day without doing something involving music.
78. I miss my grandpa.
79. I can’t sleep with any light on in my room.
80. I swear, I’m ADHD or something. I’ve once played with knobs on the school windows because I thought it was like, Morse code.
81. I can’t focus on one thing for more than, literally, three minutes.
82. I don’t sit up straight, at all. Ever.
83. When I was little, I had a turtle. But when I had to let him go, I wouldn’t eat a turtle sundae. And I still won’t.
84. I can still remember the time I got bit by my hamster, my mom yelling at it, and then getting sick about a week later. I swear, to this day, my hamster got my sick.
85. I haven’t watched a full episode of American Idol since they sent Scott MacIntyre home, like three seasons ago.
86. When I was younger, I had a dream that a statue of a tiger ate me.
87. I hate when I’m almost asleep, and then I feel like I’m falling, and jerk and wake up.
88. The Nivea commercial that says “Beautiful moments are made in the shower” makes me laugh.
89. I can’t last through a movie without ending up on my phone. Even in the theater.
90. Seven is my favorite number.
91. I still have all my Dr. Seuss books.
92. I’m jealous of the fish that my English teacher from last year has sitting on his desk.
93. I can’t decide whether I like winter or summer better.
94. This has taken me nearly two hours.
95. I’ve watched Bones the entire time that I’ve done this.
96. I’ve had erotic dreams involving only one of my teachers. My seventh grade science teacher. To this day, I still do. It’s been three years since I last saw that teacher.
97. I honestly don’t think I have a true friend.
98. I’ve gone to the hospital to visit random people.
99. But I hate hospitals.
100. I have one person that I know that I can trust with my entire life.